July 2012
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Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: I think it's time we had a new Dad around here. When does your term of office expire?
Dad: Sorry Calvin, I was appointed Dad for life.
Calvin: For life?! What about a recall vote? What about impeachment?
Dad: There are no provisions for either.
Calvin: Did you write this constitution yourself or what?
Dad: Well, your mom helped some too.
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Calvin and Hobbes
Dad: Calvin, your mother and I have decided to give you an allowance.
It’s important that one learns the value of money.
Calvin: MONEY! HA HA HA! I'M RICH! I CAN BUY OFF ANYONE! THE WORLD IS MINE! POWER!
FRIENDS! PRESTIGE!
Dad : I blew it again, Dear!
Calvin: I CAN BUY IT ALL! I'M FREE! HA HA HA
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